



An appealing romantic lead in Crazy Rich Asians and Last Christmas, Golding proves less successful as a brooding action hero - particularly one who realises that the Arashikage are a force for good, while Kenta is the picture’s true villain. Once Snake Eyes joins the Arashikage, he must complete three tests to prove his worthiness, but there’s nothing especially intriguing about these tasks, which are meant to teach him valuable life lessons. This Snake Eyes is able to speak, but as hard as Golding tries, he can’t imbue this aspiring warrior with much presence. But whether it’s the uninspired dialogue or the toned-down violence - there’s barely a drop of blood in the entire film - Snake Eyes feels like tame, anonymous product, saddling its main character with a tepid tragic backstory in the hopes that it will add poignancy to his narrative arc. Snake Eyes proposes to explain how the character became that person, and director Robert Schwentke brings a bland professionalism to the proceedings, overdoing the supposed edginess of Snake Eyes’ world.

In GI Joe mythology, Snake Eyes is a silent ninja whose face is obscured by a black mask, which only adds to his aura of mystery and irrepressible cool. In exchange, Kenta promises to find the hitman who murdered Snake Eyes’ father. Tommy invites Snake Eyes into their inner circle, never suspecting that his new friend is actually working for the yakuza, who want him to steal a jewel with magical powers that the Arashikage is guarding. During his travels through the criminal underground, Snake Eyes saves the life of Tommy (Andrew Koji), the soon-to-be-leader of the Arashikage, a noble clan of ninja fighters at war with yakuza boss Kenta (Takehiro Hira). Identifying himself only as Snake Eyes, a young man (Golding) has devoted his life to hunting down the person who assassinated his father when he was a boy. (Indeed, the last instalment, 2013’s GI Joe: Retaliation, grossed just $376 million worldwide in better times for exhibition.) Golding’s profile has risen in recent years thanks to Crazy Rich Asians, but it’s hard to know how much pent-up demand there is for a new GI Joe picture. The US rollout for Snake Eyes begins July 23, with the UK release taking place mid-August. If the recent Mortal Kombat reboot unabashedly offered ultra-violent martial-arts action, Snake Eyes is its gore-free mirror image, but without any giddy pleasure to its punching and kicking Slavishly obeying the rules of a would-be franchise starter - including crafting an open-ended finale that leaves room for sequels - Snake Eyes features plenty of martial-arts mayhem but very little actual excitement. Henry Golding has demonstrated plenty of suave sex appeal in earlier roles, but as the titular loner haunted by childhood trauma, he struggles to animate a gloomy hero who fails to command the screen. One of the most popular characters in the GI Joe universe gets his own origin story with Snake Eyes, a wan action film that seems unlikely to relaunch this cinematic series.
